I am still missing something...
It's an old video of some little kid in face paint on the news. The reporter asked him what he thought of the carnival (or some other lame question) he replied "I like turtles!" They interviewed him later, where he explained his reply, but I think watching it would ruin the funniness, so I haven't yet. Just Google "I like turtles" and you should find the video pretty quickly.
Actually Paddy just told me what it means, and it has nothing to do with a kid in face paint.
Yes, it does. The original text (paddy) was "I like turtles", and wreksy wondered if he knew people around the world were laughing at him. Then you said "we tell him often" (we don't) and "I like turtles" is the phrase from the video I described. The way I see it, you're trying the petty "I know but I don't want to tell you" tactic to try and get a rise out of me. If there is some other obscure "I like turtles" out there that only you know about, please tell me.