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PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:14 pm 
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I generally say something along the lines of " I did something? Well what was I did?" Then when the say what the trick was I will say something along the lines of " Well maybe that will work better next time!"


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Here is one I've has since a long time, it originated from John Scarne.


"It takes 4 hours a day of practise for 25 years"

They reply, "But your only 19"

"Yes but I practise 8 hours a day"

Dan.


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hahahahahaha. That's great. I'm gonna use that if you don't mind.


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acebrawler73 wrote:
hahahahahaha. That's great. I'm gonna use that if you don't mind.


I am going to use that as well.


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DanTong wrote:
Here is one I've has since a long time, it originated from John Scarne.


"It takes 4 hours a day of practise for 25 years"

They reply, "But your only 19"

"Yes but I practise 8 hours a day"

Dan.


Thats very clever, and original. May I use it?


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