Frijid Pink's 30th "Free Magic Giveaway Contest"

kbfell · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:36 pm

i changed my mind so ill enter:
wasnt sure if it was more of a rap or poem

pengi magic
by: kbfell

Penguin Magic is an awesome place.
I need a Black Beck to vanish an ace.
The Electric Deck is so cool.
With it I wont look like a fool.

I need a Close-up Pad, they aint boring
So now my audience wont be snoring
I got a Appearing cane, its so rad.
I'm supprised it isnt a fad.

Already 3 stanzas thats five to go.
I need a TT to finish my show.
I want the Magic Mints really bad.
There as cool as the Close-up Pad.

The Card On Cieling aint no joke.
When i saw it i had to choke.
Card Through Window ain't so great.
I'd rather get Crazy Eight.

I want some Slush Powder to make some snow.
Too bad I can't eat it though!
What happend to Joshua Jay?
did he dissapear, I cant say.

STS is the best.
It always beats the rest.
Staked seems scary, dont you think?
I could be dead in a wink.

Card College seems too long.
Before you new it, i'd be gone.
Andrew Mayne, hes so good.
Bt the books should be better, they really should.

Dont get the Mystic Smoke its really horrible.
It can be very ignorible.
Before i go, just one thing
Always get the PK Ring.

metzykid · **Joined:** 11 May 2008 **Posts:** 252

chartman wrote:

Begginer
Chartman
The poor boy who still lives with his mom
Watching exposure on youtube.com
When he sees some magic that's not half bad
It's Gregory Wilson in a penguin magic ad.

So he types it into his address bar
Thinking Maybe with penguin I'll become a star
When the website loads he wants to scream
Charging money for tricks like the misers dream.

How can they charge so much when this is all free?
Out of the corner of my eye, what's this I see?
The forum link, maybe they can explain
Why people pay money for an appearing cane

So he makes a username, CheesCurd
And he asks why people pay money for things like the Hummingbird
Then he gets an answer, from an arrogant peer
Who tells him go back to E, we don't want you here

Tears appear in his eyes as he runs away,
What did I do wrong, what did I say?
Did he not know about the free tricks on youtube?
And how you could make your own dollar bill tube

When he looks up, he sees, through the tears in his eyes
There are replys from some of the nicer penguin guys
There was even one from the maker of Poetry Reading
which even came with a nice little greeting.

They said that he was stealing
When he looked up how to do card on ceiling
they told him to stop, and he said ok.
But that wasn't all they had to say.

They told him to buy Born to Perform
And to work on having really good form.
That kid grew up, and stuck with his mission
Now at a show in Vegas, he's the headlining magician.

I like this one......................

zacharias · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:37 pm

It's a bit rough in some places, but I really like the content.

~Z

chartman · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:57 pm

Thank you very much Metzykid, I apreciate it.

nikiel · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:59 pm

Chartman's is my favorite also. Only line I don't like is the youtube rhyming with Bill Tube, because it's the same end word, but like Zach said, the content is great.

chartman · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:06 pm

I needed a tube rhyme, I really have to say that Nikiel's was my favorite.

magikrn · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:31 pm

chartman wrote:

I needed a tube rhyme, I really have to say that Nikiel's was my favorite.

Lube rhymes with tube, in fact, they go very well together.

I like Chartman's as well, it is the best so far. I still have time..........

Maloney123 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:44 pm

I agree with everyone, chatman's is the best so far. Too bad I can't enter, I'm from Canada. Oh well, I suck at poem's, I wouldn't win anyway.

zacharias · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:46 pm

Maloney123 wrote:

I agree with everyone, chatman's is the best so far. Too bad I can't enter, I'm from Canada. Oh well, I suck at poem's, I wouldn't win anyway.

If you have a US address that Frij can send prizes to, then you can enter. I've done this and won!

BTW, what part of Canada are you in?

~Z

Harleyboy · **Joined:** 03 Jan 2005 **Posts:** 4727 **Location:** SD

All I can say is WOW!!

A lotta great poems so far guys. :wink:

chartman · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:21 pm

If I'm correct the contest ends tonight. Good luck everyone.

zachmonky · **Joined:** 22 Jan 2006 **Posts:** 2874 **Location:** LA

C'mon frij!!!!

We are all anxious!!!!!

Good luck everyone!

nikiel · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:50 pm

I say unofficially, Chartman won. But who knows what'll happen.

nikiel · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:12 am

He's not coming. Turn it off.

* Cop turns off Frijid Pink signal *

magikrn · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:16 am

He will announce his winner in due time.

Frijid Pink's 30th "Free Magic Giveaway Contest"

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