Sorry for the delay kids, but sometimes real life priorities take precedence over internet life.
All of your Poems were good ... just some better than others.
... based on the requirements, namely these 2 ...

6. Each following Stanza must contain the name of a product sold by Penguin Magic.

7.
Humor will be a strong consideration in judging.
... some entries didn't have the name of a product in each Stanza ...
... and some showed very little if any humor ...
... the one I found to be most humorous was Harleyboy's ... namely Stanza 5 with …
“I say AHA! and work the crowd with such ease
I take out a hankerchief and catch a girl's snot before she begins to sneeze”
… now ya gotta admit that’s some classic humor.
... so I have declared Harleyboy the Winner ...
...
CONGRATULATIONS Harleyboy
, you win !
I will contact you via PM for your address so that I can send you your Prizes ... you will have 1 week to claim them.