And that's why you don't do them. Don't make assumptions about me when you have no clue how I perform, or what I do. It's time for you to frig off now, alright?
Actually, dumb@ss, I don't do them because I don't like Kids Shows. The ONLY reason I'm doing the one in October/Early November is because my little 5 year old cousin begged me to do just one or two tricks, so I have plenty of time to prepare for that. I was asked to do a show for my School District this Summer, but I declined because I knew I wouldn't be ready in time. So, you freaking moron, I don't do those kinds of shows because I don't want to.
I don't do Parlor/Stage shows yet, either because... I don't have a show properly lined up! I've been asked to do one of those for the School Talent Show before, too, and guess what I did? I turned it down, because I knew I wouldn't be ready! You know, if you had an IQ above freezing, you might be able to comprehend this stuff.
And guess what- I was here first, so you can "frig off".