Does any one know any good jokes a mentalist can say during his show?

I sometimes use the line, "I'm considered one of the best mentalists in the country......In the city, well...that may be a different matter. (magicians can be used here, too)

I like the typical one

"So Whats Your name"

"Jane"

"I knew that"

For example in a Book Test:
"I need to really focus on that words, so clear your mind...that was quick..."
There is a whole lot that can be done. Just muck around with it.
"I'm going to see if I can see what your thinking. So if any of you are picturing me naked...I will know <points to a man in the front row>"
Just slip into a mindreading routine "don't think about that you dirty man!"
Hold your hand to their forehead and have a concentrated "...I'm gettin' nothing..."
All of these things can generate laughs if delivered properly in a 'tongue in cheek' manner.
IT'S ALL ABOUT DELIVERY AND TIMING!!!

Here's a good one for any trick where you, the mentalist is being blindfolded by a spectator:

"That's right, put it right around my head like that. You see, this is why mentalists have big foreheads!"

if you have a few people in the audience that have participated in a mentalism effect, at the end of your affect say... "ok ill make sure to pay those helpers after the show" *smirks*

if its performed right, you will get historical laughs like crazy.

...historical laughs, eh?

Have you actually used that one?

Yeah, they're laughs that make it into the history books.

"Im not a mentalist..i am mental" Boris Pocus

think of a number between 5 and 5.1

"huh?"

I can imagine the looks on the peoples faces.

uh 5.05
5.06
5.06879

dude,


Ted

5.01
5.02
5.03
etc.

if you are using two spectators, "stand exactly as far from each other"

Now round that to the nearest whole number...