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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:05 pm 
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Logsdon wrote:
"He's a product of the public school system."

"I have more intelligence in my pinky toe than he has in his skull."

"I've known sponges that were sharper than him."

"He was the kid who was always the last one off the short bus."


I work with sponge balls often, so I will be using that one!


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a couple jokers short of a full deck

Ur like a donut, got something there but Ur missing a chunk

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if Ur brains were gasoline u wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motorcycle halfway around a penny

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That boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." -Foghorn Leghorn

You can buy him a sandwich but you will have to buy him a clock too so he will know when to eat it.


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For some reason, people always laugh at this:

(in a high pitched cartoon voice) You sir, are a dufus.


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are you stupid or dumb.


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You attended public school, didn't you? I suppose then that you thought "home schooling" was trying to educate your house?




I see a very little bus in your not so distant past, right?


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Courtesy of the Simpson's,
"Lets just say he's a few prawns short of a galaxy"
Also:
"Someone pissed in the gene pool"
"Fell out of the tree of life, hit every branch on the way down"
And some of my own creations:
"Slower than Youtube without broadband"
"Thicker than a glue thickshake"
"He's got less to say than Marcel Marceau"
"The pope gets laid more often than him"
"Don't mind him folks, he's just in a bad mood after Cheny spent the last eight years telling him what to do"


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StKildaFan wrote:
Courtesy of the Simpson's,
"Lets just say he's a few prawns short of a galaxy"
Also:
"Someone pissed in the gene pool"
"Fell out of the tree of life, hit every branch on the way down"
And some of my own creations:
"Slower than Youtube without broadband"
"Thicker than a glue thickshake"
"He's got less to say than Marcel Marceau"
"The pope gets laid more often than him"
"Don't mind him folks, he's just in a bad mood after Cheny spent the last eight years telling him what to do"


That last one is brilliant!!! :lol:


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He / She's an intellectual virgin. . .

The amount of times i have heard the modern history teacher scream that our at stupid year 11 and 12's i've lost count/


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they say a performer is only as good as its audience. today i suck.


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not the shiniest fork in the tool shed. :wink:


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not the shiniest fork in the tool shed. :wink:


Forks belong in the kitchen, not the tool shed. Sounds like you should be in a tool shed.


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That's what makes it funny.


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"If you don't stop, people are going to mistake you for BrianationX!"

That makes them shut up. No one wants taht! :lol:


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adjones wrote:
patchesblt wrote:
not the shiniest fork in the tool shed. :wink:


Forks belong in the kitchen, not the tool shed. Sounds like you should be in a tool shed.


i say it cause it confuses stupid people.....


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