What's the deal with our mascot holding hands with the red dress chick on the main page? Just wondering (Oh, and the intimidating bouncer dudes, too?!)


Sean

Corbis is always on the scene with a lady on his arm! That guy gets more tail than a..... penguin

Corbis is the man.

Magicians just have a way with the ladies... Haven't you seen Mrs. Ammar, Mrs. McBride, and the list goes on...

must ... resist ... making ... joke ... about ... penguin ... blowing ... a ... seal...

I've never understood why that joke is so funny

It's funny cause it's two animals sharing something intimate... with humans watching....

wait...ewwwww....

i don't know that joke, care to share?

Remember, you asked for it.

Corbis the penguin is driving through the desert after doing some street magic in Las Vegas when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and takes his car to the first mechanic he can find.

After dropping the car off, the Corbis goes for a walk around town. Soon, he spots some people and begins to gather a crowd with his spectacular street magic skills. After 15 minutes of pure entertainment he passes the hat and collects some money. As luck would have it, he earns enough to buy a big bowl of ice cream. Being a penguin in the desert, Corbis thinks this is a good idea. So, he goes to the first ice-cream shop he sees and gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream. Unfortuneately, he tries to impress the waitress by doing a spoon-bending routine, breaks the spoon, and has to eat his ice-cream with his little flippers. Needless to say, Corbis makes a real mess doing this. There is ice-cream everywhere. On his flippers, on his face, on the top of his head.

After finishing his ice cream, Corbis goes back to the mechanic and asks him if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No, no,” Corbis replies, “it’s just ice cream.”

Lol...that is silly.

Read it again in hopes of a chuckle, seriously I understand the pun but I don't get why it's such a famous joke on the internet.

It is? I've never heard it before this.

HAHA thats awesome. Who made that up, is it a famous penguin magic joke?

It was some huge viral email back when people still cared about email, and I've heard a bunch of people tell it in real life thinking it was the funniest thing ever. I remember even my dad getting it in an email the first time I heard it and having him crack up about it. THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.