They see teenagers as COOL and look up to them.

Here they are taught to stay away from us... I hate people that stereotype us

Ok check this one out. I did a party for a group of about 15 kids (5-8 years old) a couple of weeks ago. I have some of Silly Billys stuff (feather duster wand, etc) get this, after my opener a boy in the group is laughing like crazy, He jumps up from the middle of the group and rips off his shirt. I was stunned enough UNTIL THE KID STARTED TO UNBUCKLE HIS PANTS!!! Thankfully his mother intervened or I think the kid was going to be my first magic show streaker!! Almost 20 years of performing and I was rendered speechless.

Ted

You've got to be joking! What did he want you to do with the feather duster???