Amazing Vending Machine

tiggerkim · **Posted:** Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:22 pm

jeremys gets the number 7

*inserts newly invented vending machine that accepts cheese next to the original vending machine

Flappy2 · **Joined:** 01 Jan 2011 **Posts:** 349

tiggerkim gets satisfaction

*inserts Havarti

Bluebackedcards · **Posted:** Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:55 pm

flappy gets a grilled havarti sandwich.
insert random object

Flappy2 · **Joined:** 01 Jan 2011 **Posts:** 349

Bluebackedcards wrote:

flappy gets a grilled havarti sandwich.
insert random object

OMG, its SOOOOO delicious!

Bluebackedcards gets a copy of Cool Hand Luke on Laser Disc.

*inserts porcupine

tiggerkim · **Posted:** Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:23 pm

Flappy get's a cliff hanger

*inserts...

Flappy2 · **Joined:** 01 Jan 2011 **Posts:** 349

tiggerkim gets the exciting conclusion right after a word from our sponsers...

*inserts Orville Redenbacher

tiggerkim · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:51 pm

Flappy get's Robocop (popcorn was too predictable)

*Inserts fire

Flappy2 · **Joined:** 01 Jan 2011 **Posts:** 349

Tiggerkim melts the money insertion thing. It is now impossible to put anything in.

*inserts...nothing

tiggerkim · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:16 pm

Flappy gets nothing

*inserts nothing

cspace11 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:49 am

tiggerkm gets frustrated with not being able to insert any coins or recieve anything from the vending machine. Eventually he decides to throw a brick through the window of the local Ace Hardware and steals a screwdriver, wrench, belt sander for his dad, and several other tools. He returns to the vending machine and breaks off the money insertion thing from the neighboring soda machine. He then installs the money insertion thing onto the amazing vending machine. He then uses the rest of the tools he stole from the hardware store to fashion an attachment onto the money insert thing that allows it to accept pieces of cheese. Once finished, he inserts a piece of cheese. The machine then spits out the fire that was previously inserted into it by tiggerkm. The fireball that erupted from the machine sets his pants ablaze. Tiggerkm begins jumping around frantically screaming at the top of his lungs, "My pants are on fire! Oh man I'm on fire!!!! Oh my God help me I don't wanna die!!! Stop, Drop, and Roll!!! I'm on fire! Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Ahhhhh!! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!!! Help me Oprah Winfrey!!!"

Meanwhile...
Cspace11, completely ignoring the fact that tiggerkm is on fire, walks up to the vending machine and...

*inserts coin

tiggerkim · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:01 pm

cspace gets pie

*After I finish praying to gods I don't believe in I call the fire department who puts me out. Then I realize it would have been much easier to throw the brick through the vending machine and take all the stuff out. rather than through the hardware store to get different things to fix the vending machine. Oh well, too late. Insets coin.

Flappy2 · **Joined:** 01 Jan 2011 **Posts:** 349

tiggerkim gets another reference to Talladega Nights

*inserts Shake n' Bake

cspace11 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:33 pm

Flappy gets a case of mountain dew, and proceeds to get all jacked up on it.

While keeping a close watch over my shoulder for fear that Flappy may come at me like a spider monkey I...

*Insert coin

Flappy2 · **Joined:** 01 Jan 2011 **Posts:** 349

Cspace gets to call me Night Hawk

*inserts Dragon

cspace11 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:37 am

flappy gets a samurai sword that has been autographed by Randy Jackson.

*inserts fancy sauce

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