hey everyone, being in high school i guess its just a shocker that someone has a deck of cards in their pocket. ive even had people come up, ask me to do a card trick, and then still be shocked that the kid who does magic carrys playing cards with him lol... anyways, just wanted to know if you guys have anything funny to say when this situation arises.

ask them to sign a prection then act suprised when they have a pencel
tell them its the same thing

Not a funny response, but a response none the same:

"Never leave home without them."

i like that one... and its true

I almost always carry a deck of cards in my bag, if I'm going to have one. If I only have pockets, I don't carry around a deck of cards.

"It's better than where I used to carry them..."

"You just can't trust anyone else to carry them."
"What do you recommend instead?"
"My hat, wand and rabbit don't fit in my pocket. Well, not the pockets in THESE pants anyway."

"What? You don't play poker?"
"They just seem to follow me everywhere I go"
"Yes....Yes I do, wanna see something else strange? *add cardtrick*"
"Yes, where do you keep them?"