I have one that is cheeky

A few people on here have read it!
It is called Trust your instincts.
Mine is as follows.
A female and male are seated, the female is asked not to say anything out loud (AT ALL) she is asked to imagine two piles of cards, a red pile and black pile then imagine picking a pile up. (she never gestures, moves or says anything).
She is then asked to imagine picking up the clubs, hearts, spades or diamonds (again she never moves, gestures or says anything).
She can have pictures or numbers. (pictures being jack, queen or king numbers being ace through to ten) (again never gestures, blah blah)
She is then told to imagine sending that card to the male.
He is given a deck of cards, (after they are seen to be regular) and is asked to deal them face down until he is gets a strong urge to stop.
He does and stops wherever he likes. The performer NEVER touches the card he has stopped on.
he asks the lady what card she built in her mind (say she says the jack of hearts) he turns over the card he stopped on and its the jack of hearts!!!!
She never writes the card down, she never touches the cards, she doesnt ever say anything until the participant has hold of one card. None of them have ever met before and best of all its 100000000% guaranteed to work every time.
Kenton Knepper has something called "Truly invisible" in "Wonder words 2" (I believe) and Derren Brown released an effect called "invisible deal" in the "Devils picture book".
These are great resources for an equivoque with an invisible deck.
Trust your instincts can be found in my book a symphony of silence

If you need anything more like linguistic effects p.m me!
Pete