Well when my GF, and her 15 sorority sisters told me that if I came over for one of their all night drinking parties that I would experience a night that I would never forget, I cared. In fact I was ecstatic. Although it was not a completely stress free environment, the quality assurance of the merchandise was very pleasing, most of the clothes were hassle free, and the majority of the girls were easy to work with for the most part.
The more posts of yours I read, the more I believe that you have very low self-esteem and that you create a fantasy world for yourself in order to invoke envy from other board members.
In your world...
You have the ability to go for days, weeks, months maybe, without sleep. That is how you are able to perform so many shows yet still have the time to accumulate over 4,277 posts on this forum alone.
You also apparently have an incredible sex appeal, causing countless sorority girls to be uncontrolably drawn to you. Even if it were true that you somehow ended up with 16 college chicks in one night, what is the point of posting it in a magic forum, other than an attempt to make others jealous.
You have 24 year+ of magic experience. Maybe this one is true, but do we have to hear about it in every other post of yours??
You study martial arts. Again, it may be true, but give it a rest, we get it. You are tough.
You are an unparalleled essay writer, revealing so much truth and deep thinking into the world of magic. Well, some of your stuff may be alright, but at times it can seem like a desperate attempt at justifying yourself.
To sum it up, you are an experienced magic-ninja who sleeps with countless young ladies and needs no sleep to write flawless and mind-blowing essays. Right?
Pangea, you are one very astute individual. You have just summed up almost 50% of my life with your keen observations. No I do not attempt to brag about my lifestyle, otherwise I would include many other miraculous feats that I have been able to accomplish in life as well. Accomplishments including BMX freestyle, golf, tennis, chess, success through extreme adversity, and several other astounding feats I have pulled off in my life... But I do not feel the need to justify those, as they do not relate to the conversation at hand.
Everything I state is factual, but perhaps being that I have posted mostly serious in nature in the past, you have failed to distinguish when I was converting to sarcasm, which is understandable due to the circumstances. Sometimes self-indulgence, and humor is the only way one can continue to post here. You are correct about the sleep issue.
For some strange reason I have never needed a lot of sleep, and never could get more than about 3 hours tops at one time. Perhaps because my mind was being overwhelmed with all my interests, and all the thoughts cycling through my mind constantly, as well a strong desire to achieve.
You could say that all the hard work that I have put into my life has started to pay dividends. I share my experiences when it becomes relevant to do so, or humorously fits into the scenario, hence the present case. In fact I have nothing but high self-esteem, a product of my martial arts training, and as I also stated many times before, something I began before magic. But I have not always been this way, hence the overcoming extreme "adversity" statement.
Yes I live in a college town with a 12-2 girl to guy ratio, so you do the math. But with unbalanced ratios such as that, it is not uncommon to be preyed upon, nor is it uncommon to see a lot of girls holding hands, and making out around town daily. I am sorry if you have become overly annoyed by my amazing life of "voluptuous promiscuity." Although I may not sleep with all the sorority girls I meet, and believe me there is no shortage of willing subjects in my town, I do enjoy having the opportunities that I have gotten.
Some here may have a difficult time trying to distinguish between my projected humor/sarcasm because I asI stated previously, I was always a serious poster, and one who only posted in depth magic discussion for the most part. So maybe this is the issue that creates confusion at times. Unfortunately this forum tends to bring the worst out of many, as opposed to the best. So it is a tough prospect to try and find a compromise day in and day out. Quality discussion gets buried under garbage here on a daily basis, so sometimes I simply ask, why bother?
Again though, I am not bragging, nor am I over-embellishing, in fact most would call me a genuinely modest guy most of the time. True I do have a college gf, and she is a member of a sorority, and she does live with 8 girls directly, and 8 girls on the other side. But how many of them I have been involved with is not important. What is important is how many of them I have been involved with at the same time. Ok I think you now get the point. Maybe.....