"where do u learn all these?"

eman · **Joined:** 15 Mar 2003 **Posts:** 2349

javox wrote:

start speaking another language and say there I just told you

what happens when you just told them that your username and password on penguin was abc123, not realizing that they spoke spanish??? :lol:

princeofspade · **Joined:** 05 Jun 2005 **Posts:** 53

I tell them with alout of practice and fighting with my wife.

Mindfreak172 · **Posted:** Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:26 am

hogwarts ,school of witchcraft and wizardry

Rdlcastle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:31 pm

Just give people the Ultimate Answer... 42. Of course then they will ask you the Question to the Ultimate Answer. But I'm not that far in the book yet :lol:

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Manic_B · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:18 pm

Be warned the question is a matter of some debate to scholars of the great books...

kpfeiffe · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:36 pm

I always say that a homeless guy walked up to me, gave me a book, walked away, and I never could find him again...

Legend_566 · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 6:46 pm

I'd say: a website

gregycwa · **Posted:** Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:51 pm

Spectater "where did you learn all these tricks"

magician"Ollie the magic hobo".

cardini3 · **Joined:** 24 Apr 2005 **Posts:** 2329

spectator: howd you do that
magician:i dont know?

Marttyn · **Joined:** 30 May 2003 **Posts:** 15

i read the ones in this page and made my owns

+basicaly 2 things: when you start practicing magic you have to stop doing your homework since very young, and show your parents you dont care about your future... once they surrender and think you are lost, then you know you are ready and your magic is good
+when i was a baby, my mother dip my dummy on wisky whenever i was crying or i didn want to sleep... what she never realise was all that would give me SUPERPOWERS
+i was one of the first IN VITRO babys. my parents wanted me to be a girl, but the inexperienced doctors modify the wrong genes and in staid of girl, i was born knowing magic... my parents are now twice disappinted
+in spite of the grate majority of children, i DID ate vegetables my mother gave me.... let me gess... you regret you didnt pay attention to yours, right?

spaulsen · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:01 am

Spec: WOW How did you do that?

Me: I think I did it very well.

Works all of the time and the spectator will never ask the question again.

Skyman92 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:01 pm

poust wrote:

I usually give them an honest answer (to family and friends). I usually tell them how I started with Magic for Dummies, which I did.

I agree with that. When I do stuff like this when I'm at school people will say like," I know how you do that." Then I ask them to tell me how and after there finished i just look at them and say, "Thats a good idea I might have to try that sometime were'd you learn that?" Their face gets a confuesd look on it and they walk away. It doesnt seem like its a good Idea BUT It works everytime.

cardini3 · **Joined:** 24 Apr 2005 **Posts:** 2329

good idea spaulen ill have to try that next time!

Skyman92 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:38 pm

I think that its funny when they ask how you did it. They beg you to tell them and then you say, "I stood right here and did it."

aznshadyboi1 · **Joined:** 21 Apr 2004 **Posts:** 532

If it's from a hot chick, be all like "I can't tell you cuz that would involve a bottle of wine, strawberries, whipped cream, a cheap motel room, and a guilty conscience in the morning."

"And I don't have a conscience. Sorry."

"where do u learn all these?"

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