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PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:58 pm 
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tell them to gather close and huddle around. if its informal, whisper.... give apause then say "your mom"

if its for kids tell them to huddle around and whisper with a pause "santa clause"

if its for adults, say "how'd you learn how to walk?" they'll say i just did. then say "exactly"


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tKd_ wrote:
tell them to gather close and huddle around. if its informal, whisper.... give apause then say "your mom"

if its for kids tell them to huddle around and whisper with a pause "santa clause"

if its for adults, say "how'd you learn how to walk?" they'll say i just did. then say "exactly"


The last one is classic!!!


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"I'm the Devil."


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JGC2003 wrote:
I didn't learn them from anywhere, I took 45 vitamin C pills once when I was young and since then I've been able to do the wierdest things, now, watch this coin...

The Bible, you would be amazed the stuff they put in there!

That's about all I can come up with off the cuff, incidently I have used the bible one and the next day seen about 3 people flicking through them when I see them at school the next day. I doubt you will like these at all but they seemed like a good idea at the time.


Thats is great, thats now my staple....
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:53 pm 
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After they ask "how did you do that?"

Lean in close to them and say, "Well.....Can you keep a secret?" Most, if not all the time, they will say yes. Then you say, "So can I"

Most of the time they laugh or get laughed at and then they forget about it.


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Je ne sais pas mais si tu peux comprendre quoi je dis, on ne peut nier le fait que tu es tres intelligent(e). Quand meme je pense que tu es un con.


How do you pronounce this? 'Cause I want to be able to say it.... :D


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:53 am 
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-If I told you, I'd have to kill you


It's an old one but it works.


The real problem here is that people are asking you these questions, to them you're just doing tricks, not magic. Personality, patter and presentation are the 3 things that stop people from asking these kinds of questions. I dont even have people asking "How did you do that?", with the right material and presentation, they will think what they have seen is not possible. As Aronson has said many times, "There is a world of difference between a spectator’s not knowing how something’s done versus his knowing that it can’t be done. "


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Where did you learn to do that:

From David Copperfield's hot ex-wife when I was sleeping with her.
During an intense LSD trip with Doug Henning in the mid 70s
When I was dealing ritalin to Jay Sankey in the 5th grade (Obviously his off it now) Hahha.


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T: "How did you do THAT!?"
M: "That's what she said."

Works like a charm.


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 Post subject: Re: "where do u learn all these?"
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i say i learn them from internet. :roll:
do u guys have something funny to say when people ask this?


Are you crazy dont tell them u lerned it from the internet becuz most likley you did and and rthen they will go home and look for it. I just say i was born that way.....


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JGC2003 wrote:
I didn't learn them from anywhere, I took 45 vitamin C pills once when I was young and since then I've been able to do the wierdest things, now, watch this coin...


LoL, that one was hillarious! :D


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"I was abducted by aliens"


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With people and freinds just say " I sold my soul to the devil and he taught me these tricks" ...with the family i dont trust I say i taught them to myself and to the really close brothers I show them the site..because as the person said up there ^ the people will go search on google for these trix and find out how you did them


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[quote="JGC2003"]

The Bible, you would be amazed the stuff they put in there!

dude i like that one (i'm a hard core christan migacian ) i'll have to use that some time :)


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BMW89 wrote:
JGC2003 wrote:

The Bible, you would be amazed the stuff they put in there!

dude i like that one (i'm a hard core christan migacian ) i'll have to use that some time :)
I would have to go with this one I am a christian as well :)


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