"where do u learn all these?"

tKd_ · **Joined:** 14 Mar 2005 **Posts:** 2384

tell them to gather close and huddle around. if its informal, whisper.... give apause then say "your mom"

if its for kids tell them to huddle around and whisper with a pause "santa clause"

if its for adults, say "how'd you learn how to walk?" they'll say i just did. then say "exactly"

SRS · **Joined:** 21 Sep 2003 **Posts:** 77

tKd_ wrote:

tell them to gather close and huddle around. if its informal, whisper.... give apause then say "your mom"

if its for kids tell them to huddle around and whisper with a pause "santa clause"

if its for adults, say "how'd you learn how to walk?" they'll say i just did. then say "exactly"

The last one is classic!!!

aznshadyboi1 · **Joined:** 21 Apr 2004 **Posts:** 532

"I'm the Devil."

godspear · **Posted:** Fri Jul 29, 2005 1:04 am

JGC2003 wrote:

I didn't learn them from anywhere, I took 45 vitamin C pills once when I was young and since then I've been able to do the wierdest things, now, watch this coin...

The Bible, you would be amazed the stuff they put in there!

That's about all I can come up with off the cuff, incidently I have used the bible one and the next day seen about 3 people flicking through them when I see them at school the next day. I doubt you will like these at all but they seemed like a good idea at the time.

Thats is great, thats now my staple....
Cheers,
Oscar

gahbunk · **Joined:** 07 Mar 2005 **Posts:** 4

After they ask "how did you do that?"

Lean in close to them and say, "Well.....Can you keep a secret?" Most, if not all the time, they will say yes. Then you say, "So can I"

Most of the time they laugh or get laughed at and then they forget about it.

yoshi334 · **Joined:** 12 Feb 2005 **Posts:** 79

Quote:

Je ne sais pas mais si tu peux comprendre quoi je dis, on ne peut nier le fait que tu es tres intelligent(e). Quand meme je pense que tu es un con.

How do you pronounce this? 'Cause I want to be able to say it....

magicdude84 · **Joined:** 21 Apr 2005 **Posts:** 929

-If I told you, I'd have to kill you

It's an old one but it works.

The real problem here is that people are asking you these questions, to them you're just doing tricks, not magic. Personality, patter and presentation are the 3 things that stop people from asking these kinds of questions. I dont even have people asking "How did you do that?", with the right material and presentation, they will think what they have seen is not possible. As Aronson has said many times, "There is a world of difference between a spectator’s not knowing how something’s done versus his knowing that it can’t be done. "

magicteacher · **Joined:** 13 Feb 2004 **Posts:** 4

Where did you learn to do that:

From David Copperfield's hot ex-wife when I was sleeping with her.
During an intense LSD trip with Doug Henning in the mid 70s
When I was dealing ritalin to Jay Sankey in the 5th grade (Obviously his off it now) Hahha.

dmasterfunk17 · **Posted:** Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:57 pm

T: "How did you do THAT!?"
M: "That's what she said."

Works like a charm.

Atown88 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:21 pm

GoodDoggy wrote:

i say i learn them from internet. :roll:

do u guys have something funny to say when people ask this?

Are you crazy dont tell them u lerned it from the internet becuz most likley you did and and rthen they will go home and look for it. I just say i was born that way.....

Kexbandit · **Posted:** Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:46 am

JGC2003 wrote:

I didn't learn them from anywhere, I took 45 vitamin C pills once when I was young and since then I've been able to do the wierdest things, now, watch this coin...

LoL, that one was hillarious!

Perry_Hotter · **Posted:** Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:41 pm

"I was abducted by aliens"

Blindside462 · **Joined:** 25 Jul 2005 **Posts:** 2978

With people and freinds just say " I sold my soul to the devil and he taught me these tricks" ...with the family i dont trust I say i taught them to myself and to the really close brothers I show them the site..because as the person said up there ^ the people will go search on google for these trix and find out how you did them

BMW89 · **Joined:** 07 Jul 2003 **Posts:** 52 **Location:** Bodack

[quote="JGC2003"]

The Bible, you would be amazed the stuff they put in there!

dude i like that one (i'm a hard core christan migacian ) i'll have to use that some time

Blindside462 · **Joined:** 25 Jul 2005 **Posts:** 2978

BMW89 wrote:

JGC2003 wrote:

The Bible, you would be amazed the stuff they put in there!

dude i like that one (i'm a hard core christan migacian ) i'll have to use that some time

I would have to go with this one I am a christian as well

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