Hillarious Jay Sankey Quotes!

VLaraway · **Joined:** 10 Dec 2003 **Posts:** 5037

ok, heres whats gunna happen... whatever DVD/Tricks that you own from Sankey and he says a funny line or something and you'd like to share, post it here!

(post it like this):

"[Write the Quote Here]" -[Write where the quote came from here.]<--Examples: (Sankeys Greatest Hits, Rev. Coin Magic, 3 Ring Circus, The Bigger Finish Demo, In a Flash Instructional Video, etc.)

**Just Make sure that the quote does not give anything away about the secret of the trick.

Here is one of my favorites:

"Ahlo Ahlo Ahlo to all my maytes up in the U.K." -Sankeys Greatest Hits

-Vinnie

Streetwolf · **Joined:** 28 Nov 2002 **Posts:** 857 **Location:** NJ

"Just say the magic words oh baby oh baby oh baby...and there's your darn card." TVBO Jay Sankey Volume 3

VLaraway · **Joined:** 10 Dec 2003 **Posts:** 5037

This is another one of my Fav's.

(at the end of a rope trick) "And if someone in the audiences decides to be so rude as to say "Rope Tricks Suck" than you just go up to them and wrap this [Jestures with the rope] right around their neck and pull!" -No Card Tricks DVD

-Vinnie

penguinsrule · **Joined:** 09 Jul 2004 **Posts:** 905

ok, let's add on a part to this:
Upload an audio clip of it too.

Ok, here's mine:
http://www.emanbeemagic.com/jaysankey.wav

Walt_Disney · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:09 pm

"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus

Jerry2050 · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:19 pm

Walt_Disney wrote:

"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus

that one is one of my favorites

freakout247 · **Joined:** 03 Mar 2004 **Posts:** 3596

Walt_Disney wrote:

"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus

Everytime I hear that I laugh so hard. :lol:

shaggmeister · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:29 pm

shaggmeister wrote:

jay sankey's old man voice, HAHAHAHAHAH i absolutely LOVE it

"wooo-wee"
from rev. coin magic.

wayno · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:13 pm

penguinsrule wrote:

(To be said with Frech accent) "Magic that will make your spectators say 'Ah ha ha, where did the coin go you Edited No Profanity fcchief -Rev. Coin Magic

Hah! My favorite.

Harleyboy · **Joined:** 03 Jan 2005 **Posts:** 4727 **Location:** SD

Dunt find jay sankeyster too funny, the lame jokes jus tkill his whole performance.

[This is the kind of post that is not wanted on these forums - Timah]

Walt_Disney · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:44 pm

Harleyboy wrote:

Dunt find jay sankeyster too funny, the lame jokes jus tkill his whole performance.

What! Jay is the funniest magician ever walk the face of our round sphere-shaped earth!!!!!!!

ScottRomansky · **Joined:** 30 Apr 2005 **Posts:** 1594

he is just trying to make his dvd's more exciting

-scott-

Globean72 · **Joined:** 01 May 2005 **Posts:** 630

"hey, put those clothes back on, take that turben off, get out of that helicopter" Ultamate aces.

sk8board2nd · **Joined:** 16 Aug 2005 **Posts:** 50

" Since I dont have a spectator i will use....PAM america's favorite non-stick cooking spray"

Harleyboy · **Joined:** 03 Jan 2005 **Posts:** 4727 **Location:** SD

Lol thats funny....I guess. Not something I would pay to see though!

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