Hillarious Jay Sankey Quotes!

Walt_Disney · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:02 pm

Harleyboy wrote:

Lol thats funny....I guess. Not something I would pay to see though!

lol, your paying for the tricks, not the jokes.

rynocerus · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:24 pm

I like it when he struck the magic pose, and said" Sure you might look like a .....dufus.." I dunno where it is from though...sorry.

Walt_Disney · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:29 pm

rynocerus wrote:

I like it when he struck the magic pose, and said" Sure you might look like a .....dufus.." I dunno where it is from though...sorry.

Revolutionary Coin magic.

rynocerus · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:34 pm

Walt_Disney wrote:

rynocerus wrote:

I like it when he struck the magic pose, and said" Sure you might look like a .....dufus.." I dunno where it is from though...sorry.

Revolutionary Coin magic.

ya....Thanks lol

Legend_566 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:23 am

wayno wrote:

penguinsrule wrote:

(To be said with Frech accent) "Magic that will make your spectators say 'Ah ha ha, where did the coin go you Edited No Profanity fcchief -Rev. Coin Magic

Hah! My favorite.

y favorite as well

Streetwolf · **Joined:** 28 Nov 2002 **Posts:** 857 **Location:** NJ

Sankey: *To a male spectator* "Go ahead sign the card, put your social security number, and write your phone number because I just had a sexual preference change."

flinch · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:41 pm

"They take the card, They stick it up into the pack, I say lets go through the pack......(Goes through pack of cards)......We'll find the old queen, And I say "what was the card you were thinking of?"........I take off the next card.....AND THIS IS THEY'RE FRICKEN CARD!!!

--Proximity........Jay Sankey..........(In his old man voice)

Acey_1088 · **Joined:** 12 May 2005 **Posts:** 121

This isnt so much a quote but the whole scene from Oh my God where he pretends to be showing a legitimate method for doing a double by spreading chocolate frosting between the cards to stick them together, he makes himself all serious as he explains it and there is like frosting and stuff everywhere its hilarious.

VLaraway · **Joined:** 10 Dec 2003 **Posts:** 5037

lol... how could i forget this one?

HILLARIOUS!

"Im not gunna ask you to lie; whats your favorite 'two of a kind' cus any body who has a favorite 'two of a kind', you just put a cap in their [edited]! Umm... Name a pair, Sir. . . And dont be rude!" -Supersonic (Demo Video)

For those of you who havent deen this demo, Click Here.

-Vinnie

tKd_ · **Joined:** 14 Mar 2005 **Posts:** 2384

Walt_Disney wrote:

"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus

definitely the first time i heard that it was pure genius

Streetwolf · **Joined:** 28 Nov 2002 **Posts:** 857 **Location:** NJ

Acey_1088 wrote:

This isnt so much a quote but the whole scene from Oh my God where he pretends to be showing a legitimate method for doing a double by spreading chocolate frosting between the cards to stick them together, he makes himself all serious as he explains it and there is like frosting and stuff everywhere its hilarious.

That is from Revolutionary Card Magic - his "ultimate DL."

cardini3 · **Joined:** 24 Apr 2005 **Posts:** 2329

sk8board2nd wrote:

" Since I dont have a spectator i will use....PAM america's favorite non-stick cooking spray"

which dvd is that one from thats halarious. by the i like the bit about how "laypeople on the other hand take salt and pepper and rub them on their nipple and go heebeejeebeeheebeejeebee."

flinch · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:16 pm

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!...............LAZEROUS SLOW-MOTION!!!!! OH MY GOD THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!...............

Everybody go do that right now......Lazerus-From 3 ring circus instant download.

I'm still laughing and It aint even over yet.....pffft! STUPID IDIOTS! haha.

jamberry · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:09 pm

"Say a magic word... (as he's doing magical hand-waving gestures) uh.... L-l-l- Lick that envelope. LICK that envelope." [from 3 Ring Circus]

Walt_Disney · **Posted:** Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:33 pm

"(starts to perform Snow Storm) You say 'go on and sign the back of the card' and let's say his name is Lup (writes 'Lup' on the back of the card) like that. So I say 'okay Loopy loopster'........"

"I tell them to stop me at any place in the deck, they say stop, I say fine, now remember that card (shows the card to the camera) the image of it, scraming to your grave..."

"(Finishes Snow Storm) and the spectator can keep the card, and they can take it home, and put it under his pillow, and cry his way sleep....."

-Snow Storm (demo video)

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