Hillarious Jay Sankey Quotes!

canadasphere · **Joined:** 02 May 2005 **Posts:** 767

Vlaraway wrote:

lol... how could i forget this one?

HILLARIOUS!

"Im not gunna ask you the line; whats your favorite 'two of a kind' cus any body who has a favorite 'two of a kind', should just put a cap in their [edited]! It's a bit sad. Umm... Name a pair, Sir. . . And dont be rude!" -Supersonic (Demo Video)

-Vinnie

fixed your quote.

miniserb725 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2005 1:21 pm

From Sweet Surprise (Free with In a Flash)

"So you say 'How ya doin'?'...Wake the edited up, sir...How ya doin'"

Go to the paperclipped page and just watch "imposters"...the whole thing is just funny

Tuni · **Posted:** Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:42 pm

"I perform this infront of a children's party and if they don't like it I shoot he rubberband into the child's eye""Best of Jay Sanky Volume 2"

stevendesarno · **Joined:** 09 Jul 2004 **Posts:** 350 **Location:** Canada

Tuni wrote:

"I perform this infront of a children's party and if they don't like it I shoot he rubberband into the child's eye""Best of Jay Sanky Volume 2"

That one made me laugh the most, and I can so see Jay doing that too.. :lol:

thecenterofyou · **Joined:** 17 Aug 2004 **Posts:** 107 **Location:** GA

from non stop magic party the song he does ever since the accident is funny :lol:

cbhehester4 · **Joined:** 28 Jul 2005 **Posts:** 48

From Sankey-Tized Volume 2

While teaching tenkai/goshman pinch

"Now lets assume you pinch with both hands..and I do mean lets assume you pinch with both hands..."

Splinter · **Posted:** Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:34 pm

Streetwolf wrote:

Acey_1088 wrote:

This isnt so much a quote but the whole scene from Oh my God where he pretends to be showing a legitimate method for doing a double by spreading chocolate frosting between the cards to stick them together, he makes himself all serious as he explains it and there is like frosting and stuff everywhere its hilarious.

That is from Revolutionary Card Magic - his "ultimate DL."

Although it is on Rev. Card, it was originally of Jay's "Oh my God!" tape.

kimberlytomlinson · **Joined:** 26 Dec 2003 **Posts:** 114

"For this one, I'm gonna crawl inside your brainnnnnnnnn ahhhhhh."

Sankeys secret files volume two.

Rdlcastle · **Posted:** Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:02 am

"It's got dramma and its dramatic.... Dramma Damma Dingdong. Part Voodo, Part early fifties rock n' roll..."- Rev Card

Ok so that wasnt an exact quote.

"This one is dedicated to the dutch kids." - Three ring

tonyjones102 · **Joined:** 22 Jun 2004 **Posts:** 1363

"I'm going to dedicate this one to all the little dutch kids. Why? When's the last time anyone ever dedicated anything to the little dutch kids?! That's why!"

-3 Ring Circus

VLaraway · **Joined:** 10 Dec 2003 **Posts:** 5037

Here are a bunch of Hillarious quotes from Sankey Sanders Sessions... (by Jay Sankey)

"As a Magician, if theres one this that i really like, its optical illusions. That, and Yugoslavian Porn."

"I actually had and i did have the idea for a 'Vernet Head Tip'. Just goes down to the neck. No-no-no-no-no. You come out with a sheet, with a big sheet; your Foolard, and you show it, and you do this, and you go, and you pull, like that and you pull out all these silks and things. People just wonder why you look like a glazed donut when you first came out, wearing a Vernet Head Tip. You gatta distribute the red silks down near your cheaks, to give yourself a natural coloring; and the Black and Blue silks up near your head figuring thats your hair. And then you go "Shwoo". You also have to work very quickly, 'cus you cant breath in there. So you run out, sometimes stumbling, 'cus your oxygen deprived."

(well, i will finish the rest later, because there is alot of HILLARIOUS stuff....)

My favorite: THOUGHT-O!!!! (Ill post it later...or if someone else wants to post it, go ahead)

-Vinnie

Nik · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:21 am

tKd_ wrote:

Walt_Disney wrote:

"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus

definitely the first time I heard that it was pure genius

I think I just realized why people like Jay Sankey.

TeKNoSTyLeZ · **Posted:** Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:37 pm

"Since I don't have a spectator, I'll use Chef Boyardee, it's nature's diarehhtic" Rev Card Magic

Kexbandit · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:04 pm

"Hello there, spectator, oh, that's of course not a real spectator, only a lamp in the studio. Hi, how are you doing lamp?"

- Supersonic, bonusdownload when buying 22 Blows to the head.

Pay_Back · **Joined:** 20 Jul 2005 **Posts:** 134

"If i tell you what im gona do before i do it! does that sound fair??

spectator:yes

Im gona kick you in the head"

Hillarious Jay Sankey Quotes!

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