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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:52 pm 
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Vlaraway wrote:
lol... how could i forget this one?

HILLARIOUS!

"Im not gunna ask you the line; whats your favorite 'two of a kind' cus any body who has a favorite 'two of a kind', should just put a cap in their [edited]! It's a bit sad. Umm... Name a pair, Sir. . . And dont be rude!" -Supersonic (Demo Video)

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fixed your quote.


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From Sweet Surprise (Free with In a Flash)

"So you say 'How ya doin'?'...Wake the edited up, sir...How ya doin'"

Go to the paperclipped page and just watch "imposters"...the whole thing is just funny


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"I perform this infront of a children's party and if they don't like it I shoot he rubberband into the child's eye""Best of Jay Sanky Volume 2"


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Tuni wrote:
"I perform this infront of a children's party and if they don't like it I shoot he rubberband into the child's eye""Best of Jay Sanky Volume 2"


That one made me laugh the most, and I can so see Jay doing that too.. :lol:


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from non stop magic party the song he does ever since the accident is funny :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:39 pm 
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From Sankey-Tized Volume 2

While teaching tenkai/goshman pinch

"Now lets assume you pinch with both hands..and I do mean lets assume you pinch with both hands..."


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:34 pm 
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Acey_1088 wrote:
This isnt so much a quote but the whole scene from Oh my God where he pretends to be showing a legitimate method for doing a double by spreading chocolate frosting between the cards to stick them together, he makes himself all serious as he explains it and there is like frosting and stuff everywhere its hilarious.


That is from Revolutionary Card Magic - his "ultimate DL."


Although it is on Rev. Card, it was originally of Jay's "Oh my God!" tape.

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"For this one, I'm gonna crawl inside your brainnnnnnnnn ahhhhhh."

Sankeys secret files volume two.


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"It's got dramma and its dramatic.... Dramma Damma Dingdong. Part Voodo, Part early fifties rock n' roll..."- Rev Card

Ok so that wasnt an exact quote.

"This one is dedicated to the dutch kids." - Three ring


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"I'm going to dedicate this one to all the little dutch kids. Why? When's the last time anyone ever dedicated anything to the little dutch kids?! That's why!"

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Here are a bunch of Hillarious quotes from Sankey Sanders Sessions... (by Jay Sankey)

"As a Magician, if theres one this that i really like, its optical illusions. That, and Yugoslavian Porn."

"I actually had and i did have the idea for a 'Vernet Head Tip'. Just goes down to the neck. No-no-no-no-no. You come out with a sheet, with a big sheet; your Foolard, and you show it, and you do this, and you go, and you pull, like that and you pull out all these silks and things. People just wonder why you look like a glazed donut when you first came out, wearing a Vernet Head Tip. You gatta distribute the red silks down near your cheaks, to give yourself a natural coloring; and the Black and Blue silks up near your head figuring thats your hair. And then you go "Shwoo". You also have to work very quickly, 'cus you cant breath in there. So you run out, sometimes stumbling, 'cus your oxygen deprived."

(well, i will finish the rest later, because there is alot of HILLARIOUS stuff....)

My favorite: THOUGHT-O!!!! (Ill post it later...or if someone else wants to post it, go ahead)

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"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus


definitely the first time I heard that it was pure genius


I think I just realized why people like Jay Sankey.


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"Since I don't have a spectator, I'll use Chef Boyardee, it's nature's diarehhtic" Rev Card Magic


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"Hello there, spectator, oh, that's of course not a real spectator, only a lamp in the studio. Hi, how are you doing lamp?"

- Supersonic, bonusdownload when buying 22 Blows to the head.


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"If i tell you what im gona do before i do it! does that sound fair??

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Im gona kick you in the head"


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