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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:55 am 
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"Now, I'm going to do something that magicians don't usually do, I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do before I do it. I'm going to take my pants off, and just run around"

TVBO Jay Sankey

lol, the timing was perfect, you have to hear him say it :lol:


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"Now, I'm going to do something that magicians don't usually do, I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do before I do it. I'm going to take my pants off, and just run around"

-TVBO Jay Sankey

lol, the timing was perfect, you have to hear him say it :lol:


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Some things that Jay Sankey says are completely random. What was all the crap about religion jokes in RCM anyway?


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He made a few little jokes, but people with no sense of humor didn't like it. I'm a devout Christian and didn't really notice anything too bad.

I've always been a fan of his "loading a python in my sock" joke.


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what kind of religous jokes.


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kenjac wrote:
Some things that Jay Sankey says are completely random.


"Have you ever puked out your nose¿ I did once got all over my shoes"


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Yeah. Like that. It's silly.


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"you could use a close up matt or a lesbian with a very hairy back"
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His entire explanation of "Outsider" on Sankey's Secret Files Vol. 1 It still kills me when I watch it. He does the whole routine in his gritty old man voice. There's just too many funny quotes to list, and just typing them out wouldn't do them justice.


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"I eat between 3 and 14 onions a day, you know, because of the shape, and...i do yogo(then he starts rope skipping)"


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thats in Boris Pocus
sorry..i forgot


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...while explaining when to do the half pass....

"I usually do it on the off beat while making a joke or maybe complimenting a gentleman on his rather large shoulder blades, you know, something flirty"


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as he scrunches his face.. "Any time, any where, impromptu"- youll never know what its from

As he has the little oragami birds "pecking" his face and his glasses on his chin.. "Ayee it hurts, the pecking of the birds, they're paper cuts, the... ayee! ee..." - Magus capsule


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At the end of explaining "Stirring silver" on TVBO:

"Of course, now you've put your dirty hands all over their spoon. So what I do is I'll have a clean spoon wrapped in a napkin in my back pocket and I'll just put it down on the table and they understand. Then I take the spoon I used with me to the next table, and on the way I'll wrap it in a napkin and stick it in my back pocket."

The fact that he said all this as if he were sincerely giving advice on how to be polite about it was what really sold the joke.


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grab some coins and sit down and take your cloths off and put peanut butter on your things and go nuts and crazy

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