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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:04 am 
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Location: ~looney~ veggies are good when they dance mommy! i like dancing!!!! sjfgdfyfydxyhdfydgpenguinnnnnnnn
hellfish wrote:
njkid wrote:
M:Sorry, I can't. They wont let me.
S:They?
M:Yea, the guys.
S:The guys?
M:Yea, the magic guys



How about this ...

M:Sorry, I can't. He wont let me.
S:He?
M:Yea, that guy.
S:What guy?
M:The Devil



:lol:


i strongly don't reccomend that. magicians want audiences to think they are magical, but not that their powers were made from satan.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:11 pm 
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Spectator: "Do it again!"
Me: "You first" *look at them completely seriously for a second, laugh, then continue with another trick*

Spectator: "Hey, do that trick that you did with the coins in your hands and stuff!!"
Me: "Sorry, I dont do requests..."


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:51 pm 
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hellfish wrote:
orpheus wrote:
There's a section here full of outs and one-liners, it's called 'Outs and One-liners'.


OMG! I have never seen that ...man, I feel like a n00b. :roll:


Thanks!


i hope you guys are kidding. that is the section that this is in.


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them: do that again
you: do what (then cough before they can speak)
them: that thing you just did
you:oh you mean ( cough). then laugh and move on.


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Them: Do that again~!

You: u know there is this secret society of extreme magicians and im one of them. so im terrible sorry to tell u that i cant do the same trick again. tell u what, ill make it up to u. just pick a card.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:51 pm 
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I usually say,
"O.... Sorry, I have a One trick policy" And move on to the next trick
I also use (what was already posted) "did'nt I do it right the first time?"


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I usually say,
"O.... Sorry, I have a One trick policy" And move on to the next trick
I also use (what was already posted) "did'nt I do it right the first time?"


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:17 am 
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If ur doing it for a girl...
Them:Do that again!
You: please bend over


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:21 am 
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Magic_Man101 wrote:
If ur doing it for a girl...
Them:Do that again!
You: please bend over
what are you going to tell here.i dont get it.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:47 pm 
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I use this one some times, see if you like it.

S: Do that again man!
M: Sorry ran out of magic.
Then walk away.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:43 am 
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thats good but what if u cant walk away like in a bday party


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:24 am 
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I usually say " The first time it was magic, the second time it's a lession. I only do magic" ...then smile :) .


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:48 am 
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Mindfreak172 wrote:
thats good but what if u cant walk away like in a bday party

I only say that when I'm doing the streets or at school. And if you cant walk away then dont, do a different trick.
Skyman 8) :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:25 pm 
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it's a rule for magicians not do do a trick twice
i can do it, but to be sure nobody knows i did it i have to kill you after it
no, i am not such an (call yourself how people call you, like sshl, dckhd or something else), i just do another trick


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:39 pm 
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I have, in the past, told my friends that it's bad to do a trick to the same people twice in one performance. It's the truth. From now on, they know.

If an unfamiliar audience asks this, just do a different trick, or accomplish the same thing through different means.


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