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a2r5r8
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:47 pm 
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If t he kid is obviously being annoying say "I only wish i could"...in a nice friendly way of course.
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The_Muffin_Man
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the line i use when people ask me to make myself or them dissapear,

spec-"make me dissapear"

me-"alright, close your eyes (they close them) Hey! im gone!"

me-"open them (spec opens) Im back!"

typically this gets a laugh and should disarm the situation... if not, use a flash cannon. :twisted:
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alf_gotcat
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theres a video of bisection on magicvideodepot.com
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majician
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Get the goodbye vanish by Steve Fearson.

Patter on about how you're gonna make him vanish then accidently you vanish!!
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Walt_Disney
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Spec: "MAKE ME DISAPEAR!!!1!!11!!!1!!!!"

You: "Shut up"

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exodus
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"OK, close your eyes." Once they close them, just walk away. Now, you can't see them.
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superduperninjaX10
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Legend_566 wrote:
aznshadyboi1 wrote:
I hate brats like those. Take him aside and treat him to a half-nelson and tell em he'd better shut up about your powers or he's gonna go to edited.


better yet, put him in a full nelson :lol:


betterer yet a full and a half nelson
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el_magique
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goodbye vanish
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SuzukiEcho
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when the kid asks you to make him disappear, call security and tell them that the kid has a nuclear device or Metal Gear Rex and have the FBI haul him to a federal prison where he will serve a sentence of no less than 10 years. when he gets back, say "woah man, i didnt mean to make you disappear THAT long!"
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cowboy4ever
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tell him the last time you did that... you couldn't get the kid to reappear.
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Mindfreak172
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put him in the sulphuric acid tank! :twisted:
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acesover
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I will need a note from your mother. If at another time he gets said note tell him it is not dated. You forgot to have it notorized. Does your mother have your fathers permission to do this. If he says yes tell him you need a note from his father. on and on.
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georgio
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Just say, "OK, ,ILL MAKE YOU DISSAPEAR"

cover your eyes.

"HEY WHERED YOU GO?!"
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Ceylon
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Tell him to close his eyes, and them put him in handcuffs, throw him into a bag.
And hide him in the supply closet.
Or use cowboys line.
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zawert
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oh oh roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!

mmmmmmm the old carpet stunt the answer to all lifes problems!
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