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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:33 pm 
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I think that one of jays best quotes (not exactly a quote) he has ever said would have to be the rap he made up called "A Monkey and an Ostrich." I laughed for a hour after I read that one. -Firestarters


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MPalmer621 wrote:
At the end of explaining "Stirring silver" on TVBO:

"Of course, now you've put your dirty hands all over their spoon. So what I do is I'll have a clean spoon wrapped in a napkin in my back pocket and I'll just put it down on the table and they understand. Then I take the spoon I used with me to the next table, and on the way I'll wrap it in a napkin and stick it in my back pocket."

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That is one of my favorite Sankey quotes.


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"i had an idea. its called the vernan head tip"

sankey/sander sessions

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Sankeys religious jokes, not really bad. I'd say it was more of a joek against the american medias portrayal of religion.
He says, in song, Jesus loves yes i know, because i read it in the national enquierer, or something like that.


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freakout247 wrote:
Walt_Disney wrote:
"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus


Everytime I hear that I laugh so hard. :lol: :lol:


this is my favorite too ;)


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"Something for the mentalisms. (starts to laugh) Not mentalisms what are you talking about, you crazy kid! Something for the mentalists!" Paperclipped! DVD


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Leaving home instructional vid-
"This trick is simple, there are only two 'key' moves, Ha, Key moves"

I just laughed at how lame that was.
Rev. Coin Magic.
"For this effect your going to need a closeup pad or either the back of a very hairy lesbian, it's up to you."



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(To be said with Frech accent) "Magic that will make your spectators say 'Ah ha ha, where did the coin go you Edited No Profanity fcchief -Rev. Coin Magic


Hah! My favorite. :D

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hahaha, thats definately my favorite.

I laughed so hard when i heard him say that. I rewound the video like three times just to laugh at him.


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" Since I dont have a spectator I will use....PAM america's favorite non-stick cooking spray"


That's a good one, I love his little headshots in Rev card magic lol.


I really like, "The perfect DL" on rev card magic. THe whole, too long of a quote. THe way he pulls it out in the beggining really making you think he's gonna show you a good DL. Haha, I love sankey


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" Since I dont have a spectator I will use....PAM america's favorite non-stick cooking spray"


That's a good one, I love his little headshots in Rev card magic lol.


I really like, "The perfect DL" on rev card magic. THe whole, too long of a quote. THe way he pulls it out in the beggining really making you think he's gonna show you a good DL. Haha, I love sankey


It's actually his ULTIMATE DL. That's so funny!! :D


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One of my ultimate favorites is in Rev Card Magic and Jay's "Don't Blink Coin Vanish" That cracks me up everytime I see that. I actually laughed out loud when I saw that for the very first time. Hilarious!!!
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