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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:56 pm 
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While perfroming at a party the other night where alchol was being used i was asked if i could make male body parts enlarge. I have been asked that before. Does anyone have any good things to say? Thanx guys


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Say " How could I enlarge it if I can't even see it" hehe.


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haha thanx ok maby something that wont get me beat. But thanx ill use that for guys that are smaller then me.


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or "how can I enlarge something that isnt there"


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That's really funny that someone would say that. I'd probally laugh. Now there's a break through idea.


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Tell them that its only legal in vegas, and it costs extra.


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ha thats great thanx guys! Now im ready for next time.


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I'd just bring out some "woofle dust" . Then I'd say, "I can't enlarge it, but I can sprinkle some woofle dust on it to make it disappear."


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:roll: Some guys. I'd just pass them a cheap magnifying glass and say. Okay next time you look at it hold this to your eye and Kazaam It willl be bigger.


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I would have just laughed and say I do it all the time.


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Just tell them " If I could do that, I wouldn't have to do card tricks!"

Should be good for a chuckle.


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thats funny and gross at the same time :lol:


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haha i love the one about vegas and it costing extra. Very witty.


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