While perfroming at a party the other night where alchol was being used i was asked if i could make male body parts enlarge. I have been asked that before. Does anyone have any good things to say? Thanx guys

Say " How could I enlarge it if I can't even see it" hehe.

haha thanx ok maby something that wont get me beat. But thanx ill use that for guys that are smaller then me.

or "how can I enlarge something that isnt there"

That's really funny that someone would say that. I'd probally laugh. Now there's a break through idea.

Tell them that its only legal in vegas, and it costs extra.

ha thats great thanx guys! Now im ready for next time.

I'd just bring out some "woofle dust" . Then I'd say, "I can't enlarge it, but I can sprinkle some woofle dust on it to make it disappear."

Some guys. I'd just pass them a cheap magnifying glass and say. Okay next time you look at it hold this to your eye and Kazaam It willl be bigger.

I would have just laughed and say I do it all the time.

Just tell them " If I could do that, I wouldn't have to do card tricks!"

Should be good for a chuckle.

"I'm a magician, not a doctor."

thats funny and gross at the same time

haha i love the one about vegas and it costing extra. Very witty.