Hillarious Jay Sankey Quotes!

ajs · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:33 pm

I think that one of jays best quotes (not exactly a quote) he has ever said would have to be the rap he made up called "A Monkey and an Ostrich." I laughed for a hour after I read that one. -Firestarters

sk8freak45672 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2005 1:33 pm

MPalmer621 wrote:

At the end of explaining "Stirring silver" on TVBO:

"Of course, now you've put your dirty hands all over their spoon. So what I do is I'll have a clean spoon wrapped in a napkin in my back pocket and I'll just put it down on the table and they understand. Then I take the spoon I used with me to the next table, and on the way I'll wrap it in a napkin and stick it in my back pocket."

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That is one of my favorite Sankey quotes.

webosplash · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:14 pm

"i had an idea. its called the vernan head tip"

sankey/sander sessions

HAHAHAHA

davidcon · **Posted:** Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:37 pm

BRRRRR.......BRRRRRR! It's cold in here...... almost as if it was snowing. Did someone say- yes I said snow. -Snowstorm Demo vid.

lol

Ceylon · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:30 am

Sankeys religious jokes, not really bad. I'd say it was more of a joek against the american medias portrayal of religion.
He says, in song, Jesus loves yes i know, because i read it in the national enquierer, or something like that.

justjammy · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:06 am

"Let's say his name is Jimmy. Hi Jimmy! How are you today apart from slow!" - Public Transit Demo

justjammy · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:09 am

This one is like dropping an anvil on a child's head on a hot day. Verrrrry Strong. Verrrrry Strong!!" - Boris Pocus

Asais · **Joined:** 27 Nov 2004 **Posts:** 914 **Location:** Latvia

freakout247 wrote:

Walt_Disney wrote:

"This one, is like acid, down their pants. They go nuts, they don't know what to do, they say 'ow', they say 'I feel pain, I feel extreme pain in my groin Boris, will you help me¿' I say 'no, sweat it out'."

-Boris Pocus

Everytime I hear that I laugh so hard. :lol:

this is my favorite too

DWmagic · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:27 pm

"So I think it's safe to use a lighter for kids, and if it's not - it's not your house that will burn down." - Greatest Hits

justjammy · **Posted:** Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:49 pm

"Something for the mentalisms. (starts to laugh) Not mentalisms what are you talking about, you crazy kid! Something for the mentalists!" Paperclipped! DVD

dominicchambers · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:46 pm

Leaving home instructional vid-
"This trick is simple, there are only two 'key' moves, Ha, Key moves"
I just laughed at how lame that was.
Rev. Coin Magic.
"For this effect your going to need a closeup pad or either the back of a very hairy lesbian, it's up to you."

jacobnorton1 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:54 pm

wayno wrote:

penguinsrule wrote:

(To be said with Frech accent) "Magic that will make your spectators say 'Ah ha ha, where did the coin go you Edited No Profanity fcchief -Rev. Coin Magic

Hah! My favorite.

hahaha, thats definately my favorite.

I laughed so hard when i heard him say that. I rewound the video like three times just to laugh at him.

flyfisher08 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:57 am

sk8board2nd wrote:

" Since I dont have a spectator I will use....PAM america's favorite non-stick cooking spray"

That's a good one, I love his little headshots in Rev card magic lol.

I really like, "The perfect DL" on rev card magic. THe whole, too long of a quote. THe way he pulls it out in the beggining really making you think he's gonna show you a good DL. Haha, I love sankey

justjammy · **Posted:** Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:26 am

flyfisher08 wrote:

sk8board2nd wrote:

" Since I dont have a spectator I will use....PAM america's favorite non-stick cooking spray"

That's a good one, I love his little headshots in Rev card magic lol.

I really like, "The perfect DL" on rev card magic. THe whole, too long of a quote. THe way he pulls it out in the beggining really making you think he's gonna show you a good DL. Haha, I love sankey

It's actually his ULTIMATE DL. That's so funny!!

justjammy · **Posted:** Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:20 pm

One of my ultimate favorites is in Rev Card Magic and Jay's "Don't Blink Coin Vanish" That cracks me up everytime I see that. I actually laughed out loud when I saw that for the very first time. Hilarious!!!
Woot!!!! 100 posts!!!!

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