Sometimes it's fun to just "cut him off at the knees". If someone says that too often, just say, "Every time you open your mouth, people around you disappear. You're better at it than I am."

how bout the classic "HEY look over there!" and run! ROFL

Normally when people say"Can you make me/my wife disappear" etc. i raise my hand and pull down my sleeve as to open it and say "Jump In". Its always a good one to use!

I actually did "vanish" someone once. I believe the method is in AoA volume three, adn its called the nowhere man.

Although It might be hard to stoge an entire class of kindergarteners, I think it could be done.

I remember a drunk person asking me to make him disappear. I remembered that gag from AoA 3 and used it. The reaction from him was huge! He was running around tellin people he was still there, and when he moved stuff I would claim it was a "spirit"and the audience played their part perfectly. To this day, that guy still come sup to me and says "how'd you make me disappear?"

It sounds silly until you actually try it out.

" I will, but let begins with your balls !"

if you say that to a four year old in a classroom, i think you could expect to be in courtroom soon.

I hate it when jerks like that are watching. Just simply do you tricks and if he says that your not magik by not making him disapear, say something to the effect of, "Well, if you can do any of my tricks, then I'll make you disapear." or "As much as I'd like to, I mean really like to, Id have to answer to your parents." or even a simple, "Alright, make me disapear first!"

Two ways to respond in a joking manner:

1. Make me disappear... If I could make people disappear I would be the Principle by now... then smile.

2. Make me disappear... I perform magic not miracles. In other words, I could make your body disappear, but I don't see your mouth going anywhere.

Ok, maybe the 2nd one is just a tad to mean, but I got a smile out of it.

I like the second one




awesome!

As annoying as that line gets after hearing it a trillion times from people of all ages, I actually respond in a joking manner with them by covering my eyes with my hand and saying "Where did he go?"(slightly sarcastic). People laugh. And the person never says anything like that again. That works for me!

Justin

Try performing for a more mature crowd.

I say: "Sorry, I did that to some other kid yesterday. It zapped all of my energy, I still have to make him reappear." Thus, you are too tired so you cant, and if you tried he would never appear again!

Ha all those suggestions are wonderful. Ive never had a heckler tell me to make them dissapear before, but one told me to pull a rabit out of my ***
~Ryan

When they ask you to make them disappear you could reply, "That's strange, your parents (wife) asked me to do the same thing to you."

fart.