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blackdeckman
 Post subject: PERFECT MISTAKE LINE
PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:22 pm 
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If you ever, ever make a mistake, I have the best thing to say. It never fails! They always believe you.

Ok, are you ready?





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I learnt it from penguin!!!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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dragonchaos91
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Ok, first off they dont know what penguin is so it would only be funny to a magician, and second, what.

Here are some things i say when i make a mistake,(got these from the magic cafe)

-"Well if it was that easy anyone could do it"

-"Its that the first time thats every happened, i swear"

-"It doesnt look as bad from my side"

-"darn, I knew i should have sacrificed that duck before the show"

-look them right in the eye as if this makes perfect sense with what your doing and say"Did you know the alphabet has 26 letters in it? Anyway moving on" or "I have 2 ducks that mate with each other. Anyway moving on"
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YIFL
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if it's a dropped deck of cards, say "was that you're card?"
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spadesy
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They're some good line there, dragonchaos91.

On dropping a pack of cards, just say something along the lines of doing a floor show. :lol:
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exodus
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YIFL wrote:
if it's a dropped deck of cards, say "was that you're card?"


I like that idea. I read it somewhere before, but I had forgotten all about that. It's a great line to have if your hand are really dry.
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warrior69
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Wow, who turned up the gravity in here?!
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whata expect i got it from MAGIC FOR DUMMIES...

hey remember the(trick you prevously did) trick i did...wasn't that great..
(as you clean up mistak eand get a new trick out..
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dmasterfunk17
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Damnit Jim! I'm a Doctor not a Magician!
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ZTM
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or a funny one you can say is


jesas its so quiet in hear you could almost hear a crear drop



showt back stage

hay david start the car
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creecy
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"What did you think...I was doing a trick?"
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hobobob9933
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"I made that last one up myself! :D "
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880330145789
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" i often imitate ppl who TRY to do what i do..."
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The_Muffin_Man
 Post subject: Re: PERFECT MISTAKE LINE
PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:50 pm 
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blackdeckman wrote:
If you ever, ever make a mistake, I have the best thing to say. It never fails! They always believe you.

Ok, are you ready?





You say








I learnt it from penguin!!!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...........wait..........

..................thats not even funny.
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tempest77
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dmasterfunk17 wrote:
Damnit Jim! I'm a Doctor not a Magician!


Nice. :) I wish I could use that one... most of my spectators are ESL students and have no clue about Star Trek. *sigh*
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880330145789
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" I often imitate ppl who TRY to do what I do..."

wahh funny
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