Hillarious Jay Sankey Quotes!

lemonAde · **Posted:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:20 pm

"For this little baby you need a liitle squeeky toy *squeek, squeek* In this case I have my friend, little penguin *squeek, squeek* I have a special name for him *squeek, squeek* I call him *squeek, squeek* Penguin man! *squeek, squeek* Hello penguin, hello *squeek, squeek* What's that? *squeek, squeek* what's that?*squeek, squeek* You're tired of getting beaten every night?*squeek, squeek* That's a lot of a penguin!"

"Hold a break with your left pinky, or you could use your right pinky, but then you would need like a seven inch pinky"

And I was laughing during the entire performance/explanation of BLT, when you see him in that stupid bike helmet! :lol:

And Ghost is kind of like that ^^, and the entire Upper Crust trick seems like a joke. :lol:

--Short and Sweet

"You have them get a little peek at the card, keep a little pinky break, OR you could just use like uh...what do you say..like a can of coke, and just shove it in there"

--Greatest hits

:lol:

oasis604 · **Joined:** 18 Jun 2006 **Posts:** 394

jay sankey does neat tricks to watch, but i dont like them, and i dont really like him either

oztheozzie · **Posted:** Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:48 pm

oasis604 wrote:

jay sankey does neat tricks to watch, but I dont like them, and I dont really like him either

Of course not, you only like magicians with long hair and make-up.

lemonAde · **Posted:** Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:39 am

lemonAde wrote:

"For this little baby you need a liitle squeeky toy *squeek, squeek* In this case I have my friend, little penguin *squeek, squeek* I have a special name for him *squeek, squeek* I call him *squeek, squeek* Penguin man! *squeek, squeek* Hello penguin, hello *squeek, squeek* What's that? *squeek, squeek* what's that?*squeek, squeek* You're tired of getting beaten every night?*squeek, squeek* That's a lot of a penguin!"

"Hold a break with your left pinky, or you could use your right pinky, but then you would need like a seven inch pinky"

And I was laughing during the entire performance/explanation of BLT, when you see him in that stupid bike helmet! :lol:

And Ghost is kind of like that ^^, and the entire Upper Crust trick seems like a joke. (it's a torn and restored piece of bread) :lol:

--Short and Sweet

"You have them get a little peek at the card, keep a little pinky break, OR you could just use like uh...what do you say..like a can of coke, and just shove it in there"

--Greatest hits

:lol:

oztheozzie · **Posted:** Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:28 am

Quote:

and the entire Upper Crust trick seems like a joke. :lol:

What are you talking about, it's my fav trick on the DVD. JK :lol:

Legend_566 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:23 pm

"This is my TT, senior wente, this is my chick, senior winte, and this is margret"

Sankey 1999

"This is a VAMPIRE CARD! Go ahead sir examine it, don't lick it!"

Magus Capsule DVD

akaaka987 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:49 am

I was cracking up with 2 of the ones off sankeytized vol1-2 i cant remember the names but they were both joking tricks

one was a linking ring routine and the other was oh i remember now...
INSTA - SPREAD, he drops the cards on the table and the cards spread forward, the camera zooms down and it shows the table is hinged downwards with a plank of wood.

-Chris

PJHMarine · **Posted:** Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:36 pm

"You can either say stop or wooden bridges are made of flesh. Your choice."

-Front Row Sankey

:lol:

DWmagic · **Posted:** Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:48 am

"You'll have to do this under misdirection, so ask them a meaningful question, like 'Do you have any hair on your knees?'"

tkies · **Joined:** 15 Feb 2006 **Posts:** 929

"theres the first one hows your father,theres the second one hows your mother, theres the third one i strangeld your brother"

zachmonky · **Joined:** 22 Jan 2006 **Posts:** 2874 **Location:** LA

PJHMarine wrote:

"You can either say stop or wooden bridges are made of flesh. Your choice."

-Front Row Sankey

:lol:

lol, i love that line. here's mine,

Sankey: "I'm gonna ask you a few questions, alright?"

Spec. "Okay"

Sankey: "Do you prefer mint or unwaxed floss?

Spec. "umm, mint"

Sankey: "alrighty then. if you were from, not North Dakota, but, IDK, lets say Idaho, what would you think about wooden shoes?

Spec. "I'd think they were nice"

Sankey: "Typical. is that your card?"

Spec. "No"

Sankey: "okay then..."

Front Row Sankey.

thedarkone · **Joined:** 22 Jan 2004 **Posts:** 443

You know what they call this?
A weak theatrical premise.
*no one laughs*

039950040 · **Joined:** 10 Jun 2006 **Posts:** 36

Walt_Disney wrote:

Harleyboy wrote:

Dunt find jay sankeyster too funny, the lame jokes jus tkill his whole performance.

What! Jay is the funniest magician ever walk the face of our round sphere-shaped earth!!!!!!!

no man daniel garcia is the funniest magicien. jay sankey used to be a comedian so he doesnt count.

TanTheMan · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:58 pm

They Will scream like a nun with her arm trapped in a MEAT GRINDER

oztheozzie · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:52 am

039950040 wrote: