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 Post subject: What is your fave joke for...?
PostPosted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:07 am 
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What are your favorite jokes for cups and balls? Worried about keeping it clean? Then just PM me. I'm just asking since i start college soon and want more college-level jokes in my act.


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 Post subject: Try Some Movie Lines
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:37 am 
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Try to come up with clever movie lines and put them in your trick.
Judge the age and mentality of your specs and use the appropriate line.

Star Wars: These are not the balls you're looking for....
(In a storm-trooper voice)

A Few Good Men: You want the balls? You can't handle the balls!!
(do your best Jack Nicholson)

Wizard of Oz: I'll get you my pretty, and your little balls too.
(Scratchy witch voice)

Goodfellas: You think that's funny? What? Funny like a clown funny?
You think I'm a clown? (Joe Pesci)

One of my favorite lines of all times is from Full Metal Jacket,
you can use this on any trick:
"Were you about to call me an a$$ hole?"
Especially if a trick flops, walk right up to a spec and lay it on them.

As always, be creative, and have fun with it.
Hope that helps.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:18 pm 
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Those are so cool! Thanks!


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 Post subject: Check out Gazzo
PostPosted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 2:19 pm 
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Check out Gazzo on the Cups and Balls. They sell it here on Penguin. You'll find some super jokes in there as well as a bunch of other tips, from one of the foremost Cups & Balls workers around.
Incidentally, his act is not very politically correct, so if that's what you're looking for, you'll find it a bit less useful, but useful nonetheless.


HTH,
Jason


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:12 am 
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"My cup has a load of balls in it, no madamme, not the good type..."


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 Post subject: Re: Try Some Movie Lines
PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:27 am 
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TooferMan wrote:

Wizard of Oz: I'll get you my pretty, and your little balls too.
(Scratchy witch voice)



That sounds a little Edited and something I don't think too many people could say without getting laughed at.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:39 am 
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Say to a male spectator "Here sir, you may inspect my cups!"

Then say to a female spectator "And you, Madame may inspect my.....uh.... uh......spherical objects."


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:36 am 
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You put the nuts and shinny cup and shake them all up! :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:05 pm 
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As you hand the balls to a lady and one of the cups to a guy (That is if you hand out for inspection)
To the guy "You know what that is? It's a magicians cup, ya know kinda like a sports cup, it holds my magic balls." and to the girl, "You know what, he is holding my cup and you have my pause a moment undivided attention."


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