I met angel one time, I saw him walking down the side of a building going to a store so I went over there to meet him. So I wanted to c if he could vanish like on tv so I was like can u vanish like u did on tv in real life? And he said yeah of course I can vanish in real life. I'll need u to close ur eyes 4 just a second, close ur eyes, pause pause pause pause pause, keep them closed, count to 400 hundred in ur head, so I counted to 20 and opened my eyes and he was gone! It was amazing, he really doesnt use editing.
So then after I looked around everywhere and saw that he was gone he came casually walking back up to me and I of course didnt freak out like he had reappeared r something, and I was like can u float like 10 feet n the air, and he was like didnt u c me do it on tv? So I was like yeah, but I want to see in real life. So then he was like wait here 4a minute and I'll b back. I have to connect my mind, body and spirit as one. So he came back and was like close ur eyes 4a sec please and then somebody lowered a blue wire down and hooked his harness that he had on and he told me I could open my eyes and he actually floated like 15feet up in the air!!!
Seeing that I of course wanted to c if he could walk on water also. So I was then like can u walk on water like Jesus? And he was like of course I can my son. Then I was like im not ur son, and he said he was just tryin to build up drama. So then he walked over to a water puddle and stepped on it and he didnt drown!!! I even checked the puddle and nothing was in it, he was just standing on the water! It was amazing.
Then he was like since I have shown u what u r able to do when u connect ur mind, body and spirit I will now attempt to do the greatest levitation of all time. I will levitate from that building to that building. So he went up there and he yelled down to me close ur eyes, so I did, then he was like can u c me floating over to the other building and I was like no, my eyes r closed. So he said just picture me flying over to the other building. So I said ok I can c u doing it right now. Then he said open ur eyes now, and he had ran to the top of the other building and was like u c, u thought u had ur eyes closed but really u watched me fly to this building!!
Angel is the greatest magician ever! I thought there was a small chance he was just fakin me with what he had shown me so I hit him with my car when I was leavin but he was fine! But he got mad at me so he threw my car down the street and messed it up. But it was worth it cause when he threw it I got severed in half and my top half went hopping after him to get him to pay me for my injuries and my car, but he just jumped into a puddle and appeared on top of a skyscraper laughing at me. But dont worry I found my legs and put myself back together.
Hahaha you're funny.
I want to see you pattering while you perform ^_^