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 Post subject: **NERVES - ONE LINERS**
PostPosted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:02 am 
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Does anyone have any good one liners funny things you can say for when people notice you're nervous and your hands are shaking. Thanks in advance. Simon J


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Just say "Sorry about that... a little too much broccoli this morning!"


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"sorry, I just killed man, so I'm sorta nervous"


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You could just act like a druggie. Have constant twitches. Kind of a messy look. If you ever watch Southpark and seen the character Tweek, you could do something like that.
I've done that a couple of times when performing, and it always got a lot of laughs, if done in the right way.


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jamesjay1 wrote:
"I just go these new hands and I haven't finished breaking them in yet."

I like that one!


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don't get nervous


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mushroomking wrote:
don't get nervous

thank you for your contribution, helped a lot
thx again, now he knows what to do when he gets nervous,
thanks


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I'd suggest becoming more comfortable with people and more confident in your magic. Pick up Steve Cohen's Win the Crowd. One liners are great if they fit you, but when people hear you throw one out when you're obviously nervous, it looks really bad.


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An online article I stumbled upon...
http://magic.about.com/od/beginningmagi ... ervous.htm


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Khuldrin wrote:
An online article I stumbled upon...
http://magic.about.com/od/beginningmagi ... ervous.htm


hmmmm.......


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 Post subject: Re: **NERVES - ONE LINERS**
PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:50 pm 
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says wrote:
Does anyone have any good one liners funny things you can say for when people notice you're nervous and your hands are shaking. Thanks in advance. Simon J


Mr. G=big flirt

say "sorry i'm kinda shaky, but it is not everday i perform for such a beautiful women such as yourself."

2things will come of it:
1: "oh, stop it now! :oops: :oops: "
2: *slap*
3: (grandma, with her teath missing): "oh, your so sweet sunny!" :oops: :oops:


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