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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:48 am 
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OK so I have my first stage show coming up in about 2 days. I have hummers whirling card and I can do a mean Cros Twist. The show will be for around 300 people and they are paying me 3000 dollars to do this show. What I need from you guys is a routine. I am looking for a great saw in half effect and a levitation. Also if you could find me an assistant, preferrably one that is hot so it takes all the heat off of me, that would be appreciated as well. I could also use a good comedy routine, so maybe you could give me some patter advice as well.

Thanks in advance,
Eric


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:58 am 
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I hope your drunk or joking. :?

which i think you are.


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Me drunk, pshhhh!!!!!!!!!! I have kids, I can't get drunk anymore :cry:

But now that you make me think of it David, know any good escapes as well that I could learn in 2 days.....


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:07 am 
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Yes i recommend the Water Torture Cell, the milk can, oh and the hanging upside down flamming sj is a good one as well.


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Thanks, could you find me a link to those, I am too lazy.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:17 am 
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Just go look for "Your Skrewed." :idea:


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:04 am 
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What!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean I can't pull this off? PSHHHHH I am the best there is I dont even know why Im asking for help. Thanks for nothing!!!!!!!!


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um...just out of curiousity, is this a joke?? coz it is soundin like one. the reason why david is being so blunt is...TWO DAYZ? you know 2 tricks and one of which isn't even a stage trick...darn man.if i was in the audience i would want my money back. surely you have more than two tricks. meh...i guess either your skrewed or your jokin like i said.


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its a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:25 pm 
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Personally, I like the WTC in boiling water.

No trick; you just do it for real (brass balls optional). :P


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