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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:58 am 
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i got tired of people asking me so now i jokingly say that i learn them from my underground meetings on saturday nights.
even doing an ACR for my freinds freeak them out so they beleive me.
then i say just kidding..


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:49 am 
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JGC2003 wrote:
...42...


:lol:

(And then hope they forget what the question was)


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:54 am 
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Rdlcastle wrote:
Just give people the Ultimate Answer... 42. Of course then they will ask you the Question to the Ultimate Answer. But I'm not that far in the book yet :lol: .


Wait till you find out! LOL


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:39 pm 
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cowboy4ever wrote:
"I have connections"


I have used this one all the time. It usually shuts spectators up on the subject and they wont ask again. If they do, just ask mad and say something like "I TOLD YOU I HAVE CONNECTIONS!"


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:29 pm 
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don't tell people you learn it from the internet or DVDs. you don't want people to think it is something you can just learn. you don't want people to think "oh, i'ma go buy some magic tricks"

i tell them i learned it from other magicians.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:43 am 
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I used to say this.

" Well back where i live, there is an old old man down the street, no one knows his name, and once he gave me this green pill, and i drank it, and i was able to do this, "

Or when they say How did you do that,!? i look at them maugh and answer very surprised " I seriously dont know it just happened!" and laugh with them.

haha, but there are ALot of good ones on here.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:36 pm 
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Spectator: "How'd you do that?"

Me: (with a slight smile and a shrug of the shoulders) "Magic!"

Well most people know that a good magician isn't going to tell you how he did a trick, So to me, this is just a trick question. By giving this simple answer, it says all the right things. First, it says that I'm not going to tell them, then it tells them in a funny way "A stupid question deserves a stupid answer." It may not work for everyone, or fit everyone's personality, but I find it works perfect for me. Here's another one I like, that I stole from somebody, but I don't remember who.

Spectator: "How'd you do that?"

Me: "Camera Tricks"


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:41 pm 
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GoodDoggy wrote:
I say I learn them from internet. :roll:
do u guys have something funny to say when people ask this?


tell them you learned it from their mom. the'll shut up.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:38 am 
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tomer wrote:
ok... this one liner that I'm about to give is my own, and really.. this is the one that I use in all of my shows or walk around when people ask me (I do only adult shows..):

spec: "how'd you do that?!?!"

me: "porn sites"

spec is like: "what?! what do u mean porn sites?"

me: "u know what porn sites r right?"

spec: "yeah.. but there's no magic there.."

me: "and how would u know that?"

that always gets a big laugh and shuts him up =)









thats a good one...... I'll keep that one in mind


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:35 pm 
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JGC2003 wrote:
I didn't learn them from anywhere, I took 45 vitamin C pills once when I was young and since then I've been able to do the wierdest things, now, watch this coin...

The Bible, you would be amazed the stuff they put in there!

That's about all I can come up with off the cuff, incidently I have used the bible one and the next day seen about 3 people flicking through them when I see them at school the next day. I doubt you will like these at all but they seemed like a good idea at the time.

ah $h!t,that funny as edited,i gotta use one of those next time somebody asks me that question.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:22 am 
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Oh come on guys, we all know you don't learn this stuff, it's just something you're born with


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"It all started when I was 14 and hit my head in a car wreck. The voices taught me how"


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I sometimes say:
Spec- where do you learn these?
Me- Charlie tauht me them
Spec- Who's Charlie?
Me- He's standing right next to you. ( point to empty space)

The specators will either laugh or think that your on crack cocaine.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:52 pm 
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magiccory wrote:
I sometimes say:
Spec- where do you learn these?
Me- Charlie tauht me them
Spec- Who's Charlie?
Me- He's standing right next to you. ( point to empty space)

The specators will either laugh or think that your on crack cocaine.


Theres a kid in my class thats called Charlie so that works just as well.

" Just blame the guy that can't speak English."


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:15 pm 
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Spectator: "How'd you do that?"

Me: "Camera Tricks"


Haha that's great man.


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