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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:59 pm 
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The Monkey writes
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good points.
What would you rather have?
A hooker with 20 years , or a hooker with 60 years?


Now THAT is funny!! Good one Monkey.


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SmokingMonkey wrote:
jamesjay1 wrote:
Well let's see.

A doctor with three years experience versus a doctor with 20 years performing your open heart surgery.

A lawyer with 3 years courtroom trial experience versus a lawyer with 20 years defending your murder accusation.

A teacher with 3 years experience versus a teacher with 20 years experience teaching your children.

A plumber with 3 years experience versus a plumber with 20 years experience fixing your broken pipes.

An auto mechanic with 3 years experience versus an auto mechanic with 20 years experience fixing your $50,000 BMW.

I could go on and on......

Now,

A magician with 3 years experience versus a magician with 20 years experience entertaining your birthday child or performing at your corporate event.

Remember, when I say "experience" I mean actually doing that particular job. Who would you trust MORE, given the choice?


good points.

What would you rather have?

A hooker with 20 years , or a hooker with 60 years?


I'll be honest here, this is the first person that has ever, and probably will ever, make me laugh on these bland forums.


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Dear God,

Thank you so much.

I've been quoted by SmokingMonkey.

"The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here! I am somebody now! Big things are going to happen to me!"


James Jay


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