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flight2
 Post subject: what do you say when ppl ask u where u learned your magic
PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:38 pm 
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wht do u say when people ask u where you learned your magic


i dont want to say the magic store
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adjones
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http://www.penguinmagic.com/discuss/vie ... hp?t=69119

There's a whole thread about it.
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jamesjay1
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"Books, dude. RIF, doncha know?"


"Learn? Learn? I'm Special!"


"Don't know of this 'magic' of which you speak, but I have been programmed by a T-1000, if that's of any help."

"Hogwarts. I'm the one who killed Potter."

"Merlin. Why?"

or my personal favorite...........


"That's for me to know any YOU to find out! Neener neener neener!" Then run around in four concentric circles screaming about the bugs in your ears! Such fun! I kill myself! :wink:
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jamesjay1 wrote:
"Books, dude. RIF, doncha know?"


"Learn? Learn? I'm Special!"


"Don't know of this 'magic' of which you speak, but I have been programmed by a T-1000, if that's of any help."

"Hogwarts. I'm the one who killed Potter."

"Merlin. Why?"

or my personal favorite...........


"That's for me to know any YOU to find out! Neener neener neener!" Then run around in four concentric circles screaming about the bugs in your ears! Such fun! I kill myself! :wink:



OK can somebody warn him he is posting idk what or at least delete that sinless comment it should be in off topic
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zacharias
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Duke_sewell wrote:
jamesjay1 wrote:
"Books, dude. RIF, doncha know?"


"Learn? Learn? I'm Special!"


"Don't know of this 'magic' of which you speak, but I have been programmed by a T-1000, if that's of any help."

"Hogwarts. I'm the one who killed Potter."

"Merlin. Why?"

or my personal favorite...........


"That's for me to know any YOU to find out! Neener neener neener!" Then run around in four concentric circles screaming about the bugs in your ears! Such fun! I kill myself! :wink:



OK can somebody warn him he is posting idk what or at least delete that sinless comment it should be in off topic


What? He's posting suggestions and his experiences.

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swatch0
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just say that jesus taught you :)
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I like to say "The Bible, you'd be amazed at what they put in there!".
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I tell them the truth. When I started out, there was no internet. I got books on magic from the library and started from there. Then as I got a little more into it, I went to my first magic shop, and became friends with the "regulars".

As time went on, I attended magic conventions where I learned the importance of presentation. Then I started performing.
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"This is what I learned in school...that's why i flunked out"
"I was struck by lightning as a child"
"Wherever I can find it"
"By watching the masked magician"
"I'm married so I have a lot of free time on my hands"
"I could tell you but I'd have to kill you"
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mrbiddle
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I tell them i am i wizard and that there are only 9 of us "magical" people in the world! :wink:


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swatch0
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adjones wrote:
I like to say "The Bible, you'd be amazed at what they put in there!".
haha yeah thats what i have been using latley, its funny because half of the time people say "REALLY?"
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varjak_paw
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Hot_2_Trot wrote:
"This is what I learned in school...that's why i flunked out"
"I was struck by lightning as a child"
"Wherever I can find it"
"By watching the masked magician"
"I'm married so I have a lot of free time on my hands"
"I could tell you but I'd have to kill you"


LMAO good one hahaha :lol: :lol:
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ebersole
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I found the trick in a Happy Meal
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NEVER EVER Say where you actually bought the trick! I did that once and I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life!!!
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www.mallusionist.com

It's a fake exposure site. Give it to them, and they'll come up to everyone the next day saying "I know how you vanished that hankey! It was made of sugar and dissolved in your hand! I saw it online!"

Then they'll think they know the greatest secrets of magic.

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