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 Post subject: AHHHH! it's a demon possesed guy!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:35 pm 
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Hum, that's quite the worst reaction i got from an old ladie who belive at 100% the existence of god.

I was at the church yard ( i live in a small town kids gather there to play hockey witout skates ) And i just showed up my new wand ( the magician wand ) and i was playing around practicing vernon's spin. And as always, i carry the fireball gimick because kids alway ask me to do it ( they belive im a wizard or whatever ) Because some kids said a rumor about me being a wizard ( LOL! have you ever seen a wizard doing card trick, i dont think so! ) they are very young kids around 10 years old. And so while playing with my wand, i had a sudden idea, what about using the fireball gimmick with my wand?!

Boom, that was sick it was like firball going from the tip of the wand, and it was working well because the way i was holding the wand was hiding the flash papers.

And without noticing a young ladie was watching me, and now she was like
:shock: <----that and then screamed DEAMON! over and over. and i was like no way it's just a magic trick. then she said that sorcerer shoul'd burn like in the 1600's. Now i tried to talk to her but she was so scared that she ran.

At least she dont saw me doing the wild levitation that i done a moment ago...

What should i say if that thing happen again?!
I was like ----> :oops:


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:46 pm 
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I would just ignore it, so long as other people don't start believing her. If they do, then just try to convince them that it's a magic trick.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 5:22 pm 
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Sounds pretty funny. Theres nothing really to do except talk to the poor lady when she calms down. it's not that good of a idea to perfofrm magic with fire in a church yard. Ecspecially fireball. Card tricks are good because everyone knows that its a trick. But Fireball make it look like your producing fire from your hands.( a very demon-like thing to do lol :twisted: ) There are very fragile people that go to church so you should be careful what tricks you perform.


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That's an awesome story. Sorry if it was embarrassing, but that sounds funny. I don't know what I would do... except run. Just kidding, I wouldn't run, but I would just talk to her and calm her down and tell her that it was just a trick, and that I don't worship the Devil or whatever she thought.


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 Post subject: Re: AHHHH! it's a demon possesed guy!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:09 am 
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Bliztmagic wrote:
What should i say if that thing happen again?!


Say nothing. Just stare at her intensely. Then open your mouth and have moths fly out and attack her.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:32 am 
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Start running towards her yelling, "MY MASTER DEMANDS A VIRGIN SACRIFICE!"


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:12 pm 
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HAHAHAHA LOL!
my bro ( wich is a magician too ) said me that
" when she just said that you shoul'd have run toward her trhowing fireball's"

LMAO!


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:25 pm 
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Run with it......If people are ignorant enough to believe that demon possesed people would manifest their possesion that dramatically, then by all means, have fun with it.......

I, too, have performed magic at my church, and one lady (why is it always the old ladies) said I was possessed, devil spawn, and I shouldn't be in church, I should burn in edited........

I looked her square in the eye for about 5 seconds.......then chuckled evily, and went, "BOO!" She about wet her pants.........

My pastor thought that was hilarious, until she showed up in his office for counseling.

Then he about wet himself because he now thought it was beyond hilarious.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:50 pm 
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My friend and mentor, Bill Brewe, was once accosted by an old lady who wagged her finger at him and declared, "You serve The Devil!!"

Brewe gave her his best indignant look and responded, "Madam, how can I possibly serve MYSELF?!?"


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shoulda like done a sever tricks. or you could start spitting up blood(break a blood packet in your mouth) that'd give her a heart attack.


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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 3:55 pm 
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Dr_Stephen_Midnight wrote:
My friend and mentor, Bill Brewe, was once accosted by an old lady who wagged her finger at him and declared, "You serve The Devil!!"

Brewe gave her his best indignant look and responded, "Madam, how can I possibly serve MYSELF?!?"



That is the best ever


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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:15 pm 
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This is one of those times you should've chickened out and inconspicously revealed the secret to her. What's she gonna use it for? XD Anyway, I would do the same thing next week, except worn black eyeshadow and a shirt with skulls all over it.


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Hot_2_Trot wrote:
Start running towards her yelling, "MY MASTER DEMANDS A VIRGIN SACRIFICE!"


this made me laugh hard when i read it


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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:18 am 
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It could have been funnier if he stopped and said "...oh, sorry. My mistake."


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This is one of those times you should've chickened out and inconspicously revealed the secret to her. What's she gonna use it for?


She wouldn't have wanted to see the secret (she would have feared being corrupted by 'The Evil').


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