Now that's funny right there. I don't care who you are that's funny.

Dear Lord please bless the pygmies.

Zachmonkey's what, twelve?

Agents. That's funny. Was he the same one who booked you on the day your dad annually takes you to the races, forcing you to cancel a gig at the last minute? Fire that agent.

Very funny James as I just watched the Cable Guy on a DVD.
You mentioned that Flight2 cancelled at the last minute, is that fact!
If that is the truth Flight2 what respect anyone had for you just took a hike out the window.

Yes, it's true. He just decided not to go because his Dad wanted him to go to the races with him. Very reliable...

Flight2
You are a disgrace to all the good performers. You are a young kid with no clue on what you are doing or even how to do it. We have bantered with you for months and you tell us how great you are and you go and pull the most despicable act a performer could do.
The best that we could all do is disregard any further conversation with him.

why does everyone hate me?

Because you are a bleeding butt head.

You book shows then don't show up for them and then brag about here saying you dad took you to the races.

You give us a list of tricks and claim that you have shows for 300+ kids when I fo one believe that you are lying thru your teeth.

I could go on but they would have to edit this because it would be to long.

Explain how in the world you could screw over a 'supposed' client the way you just did. You constantly lie. You advertise yourself with lie's you never do what people advise you to do. You have never had a show and you say you have agents and managers like that makes any difference. You need to get away from here and go out and do what twelve year olds do. Ride your bike and make mud pies. This is the last comment that I will waste on you.
What you have done is disgraceful and for that you put your last nail in the coffin.

1. You lied- more than once.
2. Your story changed.
3. If you really had a gig, you dropped it at the last minute- just not cool.
Its a disgrace to magicians every where, and could be hurtful to those in your area.
4. You have argued and disregarded our advice.

Need I go on...?

Not everybody hates you. I don't and wish you the best if you really are trying. It's hard to judge over the net.

But it seems you're not consistent with what you say and you make shows and then not show up. If this isn't true, I really don't know, then let us know.

for all you haters out there i've done 3 shows already, i do balloon animals and have an hour long magic routine. I get paid 180 bucks for an hour and a half so hate all u want hahahahhaha.

Before i did not really mind you; you were a beginner who makes the same mistakes that just about every other beginner makes so there was no real big problem. But, now I hate you because you seem to only be in this for the money. Doing kid shows is supposed to be entertainment for the kids and as an added bonus you get paid.
You on the other hand only care about yourself, i mean who cares if some kids get bored, pissed, and annoyed that some talentless "magician" kid came to do a show for their birthday, you still get the money right????

Ben Winter

the trick is getting paid this every weekend, not once!

And yes, this is the entertainment business, otherwise go and be a con-artist. Well, i guess you are already conning the parents.

I would say 95% of this forum does

You to raised good points and yes thats true.You need a routine.Chances are you havent been perpared for somthing to go wrong or somthing