Funny!
"I'm a newbie, very newbie...and (want to) be incredible"
That proclamation will make anyone smile ;-)
To be incredible, at anything, you'll need to do the requisite 'work'.
That being said, "Hands Off" is a pretty good ACAAN
(psst, not accan...that's funny too.)
http://www.penguinmagic.com/p/2485
It's easy to learn and fun to perform.
Tongue in cheek, you may not be incredible to other magi, but you'll certainly fool most people with this and that would qualify as incredible in some circles.