Every time I give a lecture or do a show in front of magicians the usual 'cry' is, "Do you have a book of your jokes?" My usual answer, "No!"....until now! Here it is, a collection of one-liners that I have used, I still use and I'll always use in my shows. I have always stated my opinion of the importance of comedy during magic shows (at least during MY magic shows). I know many people like magic but they also like to laugh, and if you can make them laugh while you amaze them, it is even better. The jokes I have written here are not in any type of 'categories.' I figure that you'll be able to read them in a short time and select the ones you like the most. This compilation contains many original jokes (a few anyway!), some 'borrowed', some 'stolen', most of them used with permission. Some were collected here and there, some I heard from other venues such as on TV and some were read from books and booklets. Enjoy them and.... make 'em laugh!

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